Out of the mouths of babes...
Daughter: Do you know what?
Mommy: What honey?
Daughter: There used to be real dinosaurs on the earth?
Daughter: Yea, a really long time ago in the 80s.
Daddy: Oh yea...I remember that. (smart ass!)
I often ramble on and on about pretty much anything (observations, complaints, nothing etc.), so I thought I'd just do it here instead of bugging my co-workers/friends/family all of the time.