Sick as a dog!
Today, I woke up feeling fine, but it got me to thinking about something. What in the world does "sick as a dog" mean anyway? I have had dogs all my life and I have never noticed them be particularly miserable when they have been sick. Actually, I can't really remember them being sick very often. How do these sayings start anyway? Like "the bee's knees", what's that about? Is it just because it rhymes and sounds cute? Someone who used to work for me had a real thing about that saying. She'd get very irritated every time someone said it. I didn't think it was that bad, but she would go bonkers when she heard it. I guess everybody has something. I don't have much to say on this subject (I know surprising!), but I just want to know who comes up with these things?
Here is something that made me giggle today, though.
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Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open