I'm supposedly funny enough to be a stand-up comic. Not sure I agree.
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
State my political views, so that it would get covered in the news. I'm really tired of hearing Hollywood's opinions on world affairs and no one elses.
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
England in a castle
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?
That's an eighteen double do-ya.