Hubby: "What would you like for breakfast?"
Daughter: "A waffle, sir!
Hubby: "Would you like butter on it?"
Daughter: "Yes, sir!"
Hubby: "How much butter?"
Daughter: "To the roof, sir!"
I often ramble on and on about pretty much anything (observations, complaints, nothing etc.), so I thought I'd just do it here instead of bugging my co-workers/friends/family all of the time.